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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Poultry Farmer Recognizes Murders at U.S. Post Office
Postmaster “That’s funny the screen ask are you shipping chickens!”

Farmer: “You're right that is funny I been saving every green return receipt to the Department of Justice.”

Postmaster: “What?”

Post Master: “What?”

Farmer “No I won't be shipping chickens today, there letters to the Department of Justice Criminal Division”

Postmaster ‘What?”

Farmer “Oh nothing chicken in bread pan pickin a lot of 
dough - cash due me!”

Post Master “That’ will be $11 dollars and 50 cents”

Post Master: "Your Funny"

Postmaster: "Will that be all!"

Postmaster: "What is gill fishing?"

'Let's not worry about the law. Let's just figure out how to get the job done,'" says a former intelligence official who has worked with both men. "That caused General Hayden some heartburn."
Poultry, Fish or Seal give him heartburn?

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